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I’m really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta when cooking, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight…I got extra.

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John Perry Barlow

National Weather Service advice for those threatened by severe thunderstorms: "Go inside a sturdy building and stay away from WINDOWS!"

Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?
ThespacebarisbrokenandIcannotfixit!

How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb? None. We just notice the room is dark. We don't actually fix the problems.

The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed

System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software

Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...? - Anonymous

Reset button? Which reset button? - Linux, the OS that never sleeps.

MACINTOSH stands for Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple.

Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something.

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! - Andrew Brown

REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)